I am so putting that on a sampler.

I just cracked up laughing at this.

There's a fabulous kink themed cafe and boutique here in San Francisco called Wicked Grounds, and they often have kinky or nude artwork for sale. One of my friends purchased a print of Maggie Mayhem, swearing that it was me. She had long dark brown hair and rectangular eyeglass frames, and I was rocking a similar…

Well done.

I agree that it should be part of the ordinance, but I would hate to see them go. Mostly because of this: http://whilstinsf.tumblr.com/post/30109526983/walking-about-market-and-castro-st-on-a-sunny-day

All of the nudists in SF follow a policy of putting down a towel before sitting anywhere.

An acquaintance of mine had no idea she was pregnant (really), and when she went into labor, she assumed that she was passing a kidney stone.

Get a Hitachi and never worry about batteries ever again!

AMEN. Good lord, this is bad bad bad.

I am also going to use that from now on!

I squee-d so loudly at this trailer during Wreck It Ralph that I got shushed by everyone around me.

After joking on twitter that I might run out of batteries because I found The Ultimate Guide to Kink so titillating, one of my close friends actually bought me a Hitachi Magic Wand as an early wedding gift! I have the coolest friends ever.

Sorry, not the name, the icon.

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Thank you for making me laugh. I'm really sad about these allegations.

This is exactly what I needed today. I STILL love this song, and I can't believe I forgot it on my super upbeat "Shake Your Booty!" playlist on Spotify!

Hilarious. Thanks for the giggle.

I have found that carrying a taser (and knowing how to use it) has helped that reluctance for me, personally. Pepper spray will send someone into fight or flight mode, and you are fucked if your attacker errs on fight. But no one can fight through a zap to the chest. It has made me a lot more confident in getting…

He's really wonderful. It makes me so confused when my parents openly disapprove of our relationship.

Absolutely!