Another idea - let's make it a reality show.

The clinics should put and actual hoop on the floor and have the clients jump through it and call that the test.

"You're a conservative, and you just don't know it yet,"

I recently found this website Christian Nightmares and its totally like going through the rabbit hole. Fascinating.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)

Taunt of Slut is my next band name.

Seriously. People who have never been to NY love to talk about where they were that morning and everybody goes around the room telling their stories. Every year, me: I don't want to talk about it. Please let's change the subject.

"You're not the Mayor of 9/11, you don't own 9/11. You don't own anything but the unique willingness to crassly exploit it."

Obama sure has done a lot of good things for the country he supposedly hates.

Giuliani said "the president didn't grow up like we did."

You don't own anything but the unique willingness to crassly exploit it."

Giuliani said "the president didn't grow up like we did."

You're not the Mayor of 9/11, you don't own 9/11. You don't own anything but the unique willingness to crassly exploit it.

Both segments were great, but my favorite is the first segment on Daily Show, where Sean Hannity is shown asking a NYC real estate developer how he would handle fighting the terrorist group ISIS.

Obama loves America, just not as much as Giuliani loves 9/11

And this is why John Stewart is king. He has an amazing ability to deconstruct exactly what is fucked about said person/issue and while delivering it in such an approachable, funny way.