Oh my god.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Rudy Giuliani - Terrorism Expert:

No joke: she uses it to cure illness and prevent the flu.

FUCK YES THIS IS WONDERFUL

I just thought I would take this moment to share my best Supreme Court justice story.

But is skim really milk? #teamwholemilk

And several species of animals can't digest chocolate, so that means humans shouldn't eat chocolate either, right?

I wish there was a way that I could prominently display this GIF every time my step-mother-in-law tells me how gluten and caffeine are bad and eastern medicine is good.

I love milk. I've never had cramps, bloating or the shits from it. Have drunk skim or one percent from childhood. And I don't drink coffee, tea or alcohol so FUCK THE HATERS.

EXACTLY THIS.

right?? If I gave up milk WHAT WOULD I DRINK WITH MY COOKIES

The 8 red velvet Oreos I just ate would like to VEHEMENTLY disagree with your analysis.

"Why do we need black history month?"