Right??? I do not understand the rabid defense of the mother in the situation because every single article from the local press has mentioned that the children’s advocates are not siding with the mother and have raised some very, very serious concerns about the children’s mental well-being.

Seriously. He had a child in 2009 with that Russian woman. Even if they’re only counting the ones from his marriage, his youngest is 16.

We have one. My kid asked what it was. I told her it was the original cell phone. Then she asked to use it. I told her only if she wanted to contract Hep C.

Since Mel Gibson’s youngest is a child I assume he is dating a baby? M’eh I really wouldn’t put it past him.

In all I have learned from this week’s tabloids, the tidbit I find most shocking is that there is still a working payphone in this country.

I’m not the first one to come up with this theory BUT: there is a homoerotic subtext to Jolene. The singer never really mentions or describes the “man” in question and goes on and on about Jolene’s beauty and appeal. ;)

That is why I LOVE Jolene. That song touches on some real talk topics nobody ever addresses. Relationships happening and continuing for reasons other than true love 97% of the time.*

My father was indeed a cult leader, and I spent the first seven or so years of my life in a cult. It was smallish (~20-25 people, at various times), and we never made the papers or anything, but I had a very strange childhood, for sure, and I’m still fucked up in a lot of ways because of it.

This is why I hate the song “Jolene.” I mean, it’s a lovely song to listen to! But everything it says is just so fucked up and wrong. Not least because, for the love of god, if the only way you can keep your “man” is to beg other women not to have sex with him, he is seriously not worth keeping.

If pop and country singers were able to “get over” break ups like non-celebrities, a lot of their greatest hits would simply not exist.

He did date her for a very short amount of time before bandmate Graham Nash did, so there is that connection. David Crosby has always come across as a really cool guy to me. I still find it so neat that when he found out he had a son that was in his twenties, after spending time with said son and realizing what a…

Wouldn’t there be lividity marks, i.e. marks where blood pooled when the body was initially dumped to help police determine what position the body was in post-murder? That might give some indication of what kind of freezer she was in, depending on if she was placed in the freezer immediately after being murdered.

Well, some people’s may. Mine stick pretty tight on my head, to the point where I exercise in them no problem, and frequently nap (semi-reclining) and have even slept with them on.

I’m just thinking logistically. How do you shove a corpse into a freezer gently enough not to knock its glasses off? And was the purse frozen too? It seems even less likely if she was alive.

That might have been logical. Charging his son 4% was hardly logical, just mean.

I’ve been kidnapped by K-Mart.

I love that movie so much. So funny and mean.