How fucking DARE you talk about due process and blocking legislation. You worthless fucking swamp turtle. Go home and die.

Yep, Don Jr. will try to prop up Trump Org for a while, but it will fall apart. He doesn’t have the balls or will to do the shady shit his Dad does regularly. Also, by that time all of the misdeeds should be laid bare. His kids are going to have to live under the shadow of all the shit their dad pulled for the rest of…

I was going to say I hope he is the Trump kid who gets taken down, but let’s be honest, I want the entire unholy triumvirate of Jr, Eric and Ivanka to go down. With Jared as icing on the evil cake. 

Looking forward to him blaming someone other than himself in trying to explain away this dumpster fire. I mean shit, its not like they knew the stance the parents were already in before trying this moronic thing. The whole reason they came here was to try to make the legal system send her to the fucking UK.

Everything he does is for his stupid ratings, no compassion, no brains

The sad part about Trump and his fucked up followers is that they have created this image of this tough guy who swaggers around intimidating people and fully capable of challenging them physically & showing his superiority. In reality he’s an overwieght, unathletic, round, bloated, stupid ass tub of lard that avoiding…

Why isn’t Melania organizing with teens regarding the epidemic of school shootings where teens and young people are murdered on a weekly basis? Oh right, because the NRA pays her not to and most school shooters are Trump supporters.

Thin skinned that being physically assaulted traumatizes you? That someone grabbing a private part of your body traumatizes you? That’s called being a human being with a normal human sense of self-protection, dumbass.

No his ass, by itself, is 239 lbs.

In fairness, it’s not just Trump. We also do this after every mass shooting, every black man killed by a cop, every exposure of corporate malfeasance, etc etc ad infinitum.

Congress is going to have to start using inherent contempt and lock these motherfuckers up in the capital jail. Feed them the same barely edible slop that real prisoners have to eat and their pampered asses will roll on trump faster than the wheels on a Koenigsegg.

Republicans are so stupid at this point, I’m going to start collecting the random turds I find walking the streets and package them as Trump Bars: Catch the Great and Unmatched Wisdom.

I’d rather see a critical-failure physical incident; aneurysm, lethal stroke, or (my favorite) a cerebral hemorrhage so he would go out with blood coming out of his eyes, his ears, his whatever. It’d be poetic if nothing else.

I’d enjoy that, but I’d greatly prefer if he tripped and fell down the steps of Air Force One, and died on the tarmac from a self-inflicted head injury.

This is the reason I pay attention. The payoff of him admitting to numerous felonies and misdemeanors will be so glorious. He won’t understand the consequences, he’ll claim it’s a witch hunt and all that until the day he finally dies which, hand to God, is literally impossible to be too soon. But if you don’t think…

Her perky “let’s empower women globally!” shtick really gets on my nerves. You know what would empower women globally, Ivanka? How about women’s health and birth control education and care, which would keep women from being dragged down by endless children they may not want or be able to afford (and from the serious…

oh gawd, it’s like she is trying to overcompensate for maybe not being the sharpest knife in the drawer.

That’s what I was thinking. WOW, stubby little fingers, teeny little palm, no wonder he has to have custom gold highlighters made for himself, he probably can’t hold adult-purposed pencils or pens with that thing.

Breaking news: Giuliani reveals that that the sister of the roommate of the former girlfriend of Obama’s gardener has information that, while on vacation one time, Obama attended a time share pitch and, even though he told the salesman he’d keep an open mind throughout the presentation, he actually had no intention of…

This is what has always killed me. At the root of the whole “Actually, I hope Donald Trump stays in office, because Mike Pence would be so much worse” argument, there is the implication that he’s some master of the dark arts of politics. That he’s some chess master who knows how the machine works.