Calling her a feckless cunt seems like the nicest thing one can say about her.

This is going to be hardest on Bristol, Track, Twig, Smock, Groot, Krunk, Willow, Slider, Stub, Twiddle, Piper, Fluff, Carat, Keg, Snuggle, Bop, Rice and Spoit.

Trump comes out on stage.

I can’t wait for the frustration to boil over and Ivanka smothers him with a pillow.  The Secret Service catches Ivanka and Jared trying to prop him up on a toilet. 

Jesus Fucking Christ man, you aren’t kidding. This shit just seems to be getting more unbelievable by the day.

Everytime I say to myself I’m at a loss for words to describe my feelings about this irredeemable fool, he does or say something else that leaves me even more speechless than I thought possible. Wow.

Neverland?  Isn’t it for sale?  He and his friend Jeff Epstein could buy it.  Oops.  Epstein is dead.  Sad.

I kept hoping his ‘vacation’ to ‘the wilderness’ was a euphemism that he was being put down... if only we were so lucky

I work for a Danish company and interact with my Danish peers daily.

If you like Trump then you’ll love the tens of thousands of other amphetamine addicts with the same energy and same speech-making ability!

$3000 for a day of ads on FN seems hella cheap. So why isn’t everyone doing this (aside from not wanting to put money in Murdoch’s pockets)?

Based on whatever is going on with her eyes in that top photo, and who she’s married to, she’s also vision impaired.

I would actually kind of love it if this became the “Al Capone tax evasion” of the Trump administration. If manage to dodge all the accusations of obstruction but end up in prison for throwing a shitty, expensive party, it would have a certain poetic grace.

Wonder how literate she is in the other 4 languages she apparently speaks.

Don’t confuse “kissing his ass” with “working a mark.” The former is what it looks like. The latter is what it is. They’re disrespecting him just as much as they ever did Obama; more, because they’re getting a lot more out of him while they do it. They’re just doing the bare minimum of jingling-the-keys distraction…

There was a time in my life when Bush was in office and, deeply naive, I thought I would never be more embarrassed by a president. So it strains my imagination to think about who the Republicans will put in office in 2032.

Because rightys have never uttered the “f” word in their lives. You are a fucking hypocrite and everything you stand for is fucking wrong, so fuck you.

My favorite one is when a polictian says “The American people want ....X!”

It’s one of his tells. You also know he’s lying when he quotes someone and that someone calls him “Sir”.

My other favorite one is “Not many people know.” Which means that he just discovered or learned something everyone else did when they were children.