Play along: what if he is the smart one in the relationship?

Would bang with no reserves in 1987. Would bang in 2016 on the condition that I get to meet and have lunch with RBG afterwards in return.

You’re perfect.

If this works for your family, great. Different things work for different people, and you should not receive any flak from anyone regarding choices that work for your family.

There will be one debate. Hillary will crush him. Trump will tweet that he really won. After that, Trump’s “schedule will not permit” another, unfortunately.

It will be HILLARIOUS.

I supported Bernie Sanders during the primary, but I am starting to turn towards Hillary. Trump makes George W. Bush look like a foreign policy expert. I liked Bernie’s ideas and I hope that Clinton adopts some, but I will stand with her as the next president of these United States. Whoa, that felt weird to write. But…

Its why I’m optimistic. There are two Hilary Clintons: the intelligent and capable woman and the sleazy duplicitous liar of right and left wing fantasy. She’s constantly underestimated until people actually see her in action.

When the debates come around and Trump actually has to share the stage with the genuine…

I keep waiting for the debate when he tells the moderator “your not being very nice” and the rest of the debate is just Hillary Clinton laughing and occasionally coming up for air to say “he thought people were going to be nice” before that sets her off again.

Batter up! Hear that call...

me during these updates instead of a popcorn gif

Bingo. A giant fuckin’ crybaby who holds a decades long grudge over someone saying he has tiny hands.

horsehair mattress stuffed with molding copies of Hustler

Also, I honestly came into this article like “Surely Clover can’t mean...

Neko Atsume is and will likely remain the only game I’ve mad an in-app purchase for because I COULD NOT WAIT to save all of those sardines for a deck expansion.

Their questionnaire is fantastic though.

What kind of normal human being even whips out the word “whores” to use, unless they have some bizarre sexist way that they view a very real problem in government? It’s not a common word. It shouldn’t leap to mind for anyone, except those who conflate sexuality with corruption on a very core level. It’s not even…

It is looking pretty good if I do say so.

It’s widely being proclaimed that the interview didn’t go all that well for Sanders (theWashington Post is declaring it a “disaster”).

Is it that much of an overstatement? It is one thing to not know specifics about every issue, but to not be able to coherently articulate an analysis and plan to deal with his main focus is concerning. That he talks about that issue 90% of the time makes his lack of comprehension even worse.

I assumed he was keeping…