I actually WANT to know whether a guy says shit like this, because it’ll save me the trouble. Euphemisms piss me off to begin with, and signal immaturity that I simply have no time for.

Exactamundo! I'm 42 and look better than many 30 year olds. As if I'd even consider lowering myself to toy with such pedants.

LOL. And large gauge needles when a butterfly will do.

Thank you for that detail.

Go! Medicine is improving regularly!

My sincere condolences. Your post was lovely.

I passed right the fuck out last night at a town event! I love getting old.

They just played HieroDay in Oakland and I’m pretty ticked I couldn't go.

Yes!

The Coup are fucking good

With stickers for achievement!

I'm beginning to think the correspondence course needs beefing up.

I've been Team No Period for over 20 years.

Good times!

That made me laugh so hard. “I got drunk at school- BECAUSE OF YOU, DAD!”

Consigned- in fact, I am going to rewatch! I will also suggest The Code. Holy hell.

Just go get a falafel.

One of the best showers I ever took involved sex and cigarettes. 10/9 would do again.

😂

God, if you're there, pleaaaaase make this footage available to us mortals.