Yes, no, no.

Sometimes they’re even Girls!

COTD- for certain.

Thanks Anna! Bang up job, it's even jazzier than I imagined!

J’adore.

You forgot eating small magnets!

I got drunk with your dad last week!

I've been trying to silently laugh, but inn having control issues.

Very excellent point.

Best part!

And they say “mustn’t"

Or does Fogle have something on someone big at Subway?

I echo the sentiments of my fellow commenters. Thank you for refusing to let the truth be unwritten. I offer you a internet hug, if you’d like, or simply my respect.

*cough* drug paraphernalia *cough*

Your nails certainly will!

Dick’s Hot Tips

Me too! GSC over here. 😑

And looking at the coal is story and my segue, I'm beginning to think so.

I'd been using coke.

I’ve never wanted to unsee something as badly as when I found a huge vaseline tub with huge finger gouges in it under my parents bed.