Once my parents moved my old bed aside and it was tough to come up with an excuse for the bindles and straws.

Get out of jail free FOR LIFE!

I overheard my dad one Christmas. Someone had opened champagne and it sprayed all over just as we were crowding around the tree.

Whoo-boy!

I'm sorry he was so embarrassing. Please ignore any rude comments from people with floral arrangements for usernames.

I'm laughing so hard my neighbors must think I've finally lost it. OMG- I was NOT expecting that!

My mother absolutely dies this. I'm 43.

WHO CAN KNOW?

I had a very sweet first boyfriend. He was quite a catch. We had grown up on different coasts. Me in CA, he NY.

He's been doing this since way before his son was born. No excuses.

Which doesn't lend me much hope.

GREAT idea! I do wonder who the publisher is.

Oh? Interesting!

I will gratefully accept shepherd pie any time.

“FBI rv” was what I meant!

He’s really not skinny -which I normally would never, ever snark on, but here it feels like the least I can do to protest.

Silkwood shower time.

I’m dumbfounded.

He got CLEARED?

I'm glad you got out. I'm sorry about your SIL, and I'm getting so sick of people abusing others in the name of power and control.