I use Hollywood Fashion Tape to ensure a seal.

Over a pit of broken glass?

Use dr.Bronners peppermint! It’s super mild (dilute it like 10 parts water to 1 part Dr.Bronners), but this is for EXTERNAL USE ONLY. But it’s sooooo awesomely tingly and great post exercise. Peppy pubes!

ANYTHING! Especially with scent.

Hopefully there are no cracked hoses.

I’m dying to use some Foria- the weed lube! I need a sex times partner tho.

We should also all watch Heart Like a Wheel!

SKYPE! FACETIME! C’mon you teases!

Vaginas really are worthless, and absolutely evil.

To be sure, Camille could use a bit of Michelle straightening her out.

I’m pissed too! Because I’ll never know what they taste like! That said- Worcestershire is my secret for awesome caramelized onions.

Let's send him a bunch of those sugar free Haribo gummy bears! Right before some big rally or something.

I just cackled like a bitter old crone.

My MIL had this and I stole it to give to a friend who used the title as his band name. Best theft ever.

Shucks.

That’s what I’m talking about! I do try to make subjects of,and visitors to, GB/Ireland procure Walkers crisps for me at every opportunity.

I held back my full ire in case that was your stance.

Red plum Just included a big coupon on Them This week, they must be in full rollout. (I have no clue what's up with my spicy capitalization.)

You're a fucking Putin plant!

Let’s disrupt the thinking on vaginas!