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You know? I’m trying to get rid of excess possessions, do you think I could get rid of my rock polisher too if I throw my Ben-wah balls in there?

No vagina dentata here!

that’s my understanding!

A Swedish villain!

I nearly slapped my baby in the face when that happened. Asshole!

I just let Coca-cola slowly effervesce in my vagina.

Gold star!

Except Disney is saying “Fuck right off” to anti-vaxxers too.

Like Bloods?

Me too. And I’ll fucking drive everyone nuts with my endless science . But fuck ‘em.

Shit! THAT’S What I've been doing wrong!

I cannot understand why none makes a good Worcestershire chip here.

Are you in the Bay?

I love that were finally driving bigots slowly insane.

J’approve.

I pictured it that way! At least the secret servicemen (any good fantasy is helped along this way, really)- the latter part is extra genius!

Didn't even think of that!

Oh, they WISH

I’d love to hear that Obama shows up at his home and knocks on the door and just stands there, giving Cosby the look, while he just subtly puts his hand out and waits for Cosby to give it back.