I believe I can fly!

This may be true.

We can save money by ordering French presses as we discuss pressing matters.

Oatmeal is transcendent served that way. They used to give you a tiny metal pitcher of cream at the Paso Robles Inn with oatmeal. I was one impressed 4 year old.

It is! Plus the dispensary is upstairs ;)

That's Nag Champa, duh

How is this even a question?

We could be happy roommates.

I still look askance for the gold and green carton- hoping! I adore half and half.

I’m waiting for my pubic lice farm population to really get up and running.

Me too! My kid nearly drowned each time I fed her. And fuck that giddamn compounded Zantac/Prilosec that cost me $120 for 4 oz

Only when it spills after pumping.

I'm debauched enough to know that I'd do the same.

One and done over here! And that's part of why!

I mentioned that below. It’s just something that not many women are aware is going to happen- no medical professional ever said one word to me about it. As a medical professional, I do my own extensive reading and of course knew about it, but that’s not par for the course.

I will surely be entertained.

Brb- need to see what that mom said..

Rachel Dolezal joke obligatory.

I always buy cream-top milk. Sadly Clover-Stornetta doesn’t produce their old Extra Rich Whole milk- that stuff was dairy heaven.

My classy taste buds are not stupid.