Have you seen the new Extra Toasted version? If they don’t have nasty ass flavor dust on them I may be in heaven.

Let’s shop together!

Fat free food tastes like hatred.

I dunno- that's pretty sweet.

My kid pretty much perforated my nipple. 5 years later the scar is still totally visible. I cried every feed for a month.

Chinese pedo-pants?

Gee, Your Butthole Looks and Smells Terrific!

Mine is going to say ‘butterfat/issues”

The graveyard for all of Jen’s imaginary babies must be massive!

Team Jen and Team Ben should play a Red Rover death match.

I hope we hear something. Maybe she can make a donation to a rape crisis center.

Oh yeah. I mean, it's a biological necessity because it helps your uterus and cervix to contract, BUT IT FUCKING HURTS.

This would actually save me a lot of wasted breath.

It’s one of those things that the Man conveniently forgets to tell you. Along with the fucking postpartum contractions you get when you breastfeed.

I tried to come up with a smegma pun. Nothin’

Oh, shit! I’m so sorry, that’s just so much to deal with. Be good to yourself .

Migraines here too! I have Behcet’s, it’s not fun when I’m flaring. I swear that the fact that I’m finally getting an average of 7 hours sleep a night after over 25 years of brutal insomnia has been the biggest benefit. I’d been trying to lose 40 lbs for 4 years, in the last 3 months it effortlessly fell off! (I am a…

Dude! I'd love an LSD canoe ride!

I like the bubble hash better- it's easier to handle, drier, you know?

I know that- it's just much more widely available.