Reuben, what happened at the combined?!

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Sickening in what way?

HOT TAKE WARNING

So you’re saying they’d all stoop to that level? (Rim shot)

He’s well within the rules to do that. Cut the man some slacks.

Nice interview, Hannah. One question, though: why are your boots so small?

Serious question, why are you more worried about 15k nukes than 3k nukes? Anything over 10-12 going off at the same time has the same net result, the more you add to the number the less we all suffer. Dead is dead, but I prefer death by vaporization that radiation poisoning.

That’s how you KNOW its a mature game for ADULTS.

is it just me, or does it look like he’s already having some kinda of driver’s side front suspension failure...and continues to drive farther out of the jetty. From the beginning, forward progress seems very herky jerky.

Wouldn’t the 21st century update of gigolo essentially be “fuckboy”?

I have the same feeling as you do but I want to try illustrating it another way.

If your girlfriend wants to explore sex with other women, shouldn’t you also get to explore sex with other women?

What’s good for the goose...

Basically, the answer is be poly or be monogamous, but don’t do anything one-sided.

I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

I understand you want to find out some crazy story about Andrew Puzder as he is the CEO of over 70,000 employees, but the truth is the guy has hardly any knowledge of any of those employee maybe getting paid incorrectly, having poor working conditions, etc. I work for a company that has only 120 employees and I know…

One time in college I ated a monster thickburger from hardees and got diarrhea so bad i missed class. the end

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Title: The Phantom Fingers