Moon Olympics starting 2028. Every Olympic country has to chip in to construct the venues, and we can keep holding it there every four years and just tell people that now it’s on a different part of the moon that they’ve never seen before. Practically pays for itself.

Russia didn’t sway the election, no matter how much they interfered. That may have reassured dyed-in-the-wool voters, but these were two terrible candidates with firmly entrenched bases. What won it for Trump was swing voters in Rust Belt states; they voted for him because they believed — supported by no evidence…

What also looks bad is misleading headlines.

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

Yes, Velma is a babe. Daphne can hit the bricks with her drama.

I don’t know anything about his other policies, but good for him!

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

US should start a misinformation campaign that doping makes you gay

Well don’t you sound like a bag of dicks.

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

Compliment from internet stranger: your hair is fucking awesome

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

[T]he girl, she dropped her purse, that’s when she came in my face.

This is precisely why I gave up straightening my naturally 4C hair. EVERYTHING made my hair break off. If I used the “lite” perm, there were no actual changes to my hair structure. “Regular” or “Bone Straight” would effectively straighten my hair, but would also weaken it to the point of falling out. Wash and…

Actually it isn’t what the majority of Americans want. But, since we have a completely ass backwards system of electing a President that makes some votes worth more than others........well here were are.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I don’t think I’d want a taste of her honeypot.

You shouldn’t wagyu fingers when your beef be too soft. Not everyone is as tender as they are, so you should ground your beef or sit there stewing in anger. Instead, trim the fat and chuck the BS and sear towards future contests.

If he’s going to keep getting into half-hearted beefs with opponents

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.