is it just me, or does it look like he’s already having some kinda of driver’s side front suspension failure...and continues to drive farther out of the jetty. From the beginning, forward progress seems very herky jerky.

Wouldn’t the 21st century update of gigolo essentially be “fuckboy”?

I have the same feeling as you do but I want to try illustrating it another way.

If your girlfriend wants to explore sex with other women, shouldn’t you also get to explore sex with other women?

What’s good for the goose...

Basically, the answer is be poly or be monogamous, but don’t do anything one-sided.

I may get some flak for this (especially because I suspect I won’t word this as carefully as I should), but:

I understand you want to find out some crazy story about Andrew Puzder as he is the CEO of over 70,000 employees, but the truth is the guy has hardly any knowledge of any of those employee maybe getting paid incorrectly, having poor working conditions, etc. I work for a company that has only 120 employees and I know…

One time in college I ated a monster thickburger from hardees and got diarrhea so bad i missed class. the end

It happens in a lot of families. Happened to me actually. You achieve some measure of success and the rest of your lazy, stupid, embittered family hates you for it.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Title: The Phantom Fingers

I met a girl in a bar. We got dead drunk and I took her “home”. In a dark alley we shagged our brains out, then realized she was ugly as f**k. Drove her home and practically threw her off my car and hightailed out of there burning rubber. I came home at dawn, showered, laughed my ass off at myself and swore it would…

Moon Olympics starting 2028. Every Olympic country has to chip in to construct the venues, and we can keep holding it there every four years and just tell people that now it’s on a different part of the moon that they’ve never seen before. Practically pays for itself.

Russia didn’t sway the election, no matter how much they interfered. That may have reassured dyed-in-the-wool voters, but these were two terrible candidates with firmly entrenched bases. What won it for Trump was swing voters in Rust Belt states; they voted for him because they believed — supported by no evidence…

What also looks bad is misleading headlines.

Why Buy A New BMW X3, When You Can Get A Sexy Ferrari 355 F1 Serviced?

Yes, Velma is a babe. Daphne can hit the bricks with her drama.

I don’t know anything about his other policies, but good for him!

Gee, the one unifying theme in all these was a dislike and mistrust of Hillary. Something much of the left agrees with. Someone remind me why the DNC pretty much anointed her as the nominee again?

US should start a misinformation campaign that doping makes you gay