Well don’t you sound like a bag of dicks.

So, you are potentially going to deny yourself some seriously awesome vehicles (Porsche/Audi, and I love my Golf-R) because some jabroni on the internet tried to get cute-sy with VAG by stripping his car down the before drop off for some LOLZ and internet fame? Really? If so, your face never really liked your nose…

Compliment from internet stranger: your hair is fucking awesome

If she has ever been in the vicinity of Mayweather chances are he hit her.

[T]he girl, she dropped her purse, that’s when she came in my face.

This is precisely why I gave up straightening my naturally 4C hair. EVERYTHING made my hair break off. If I used the “lite” perm, there were no actual changes to my hair structure. “Regular” or “Bone Straight” would effectively straighten my hair, but would also weaken it to the point of falling out. Wash and…

Actually it isn’t what the majority of Americans want. But, since we have a completely ass backwards system of electing a President that makes some votes worth more than others........well here were are.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

I don’t think I’d want a taste of her honeypot.

And Deadspin writers to fuck up “a” vs. “an.”

You shouldn’t wagyu fingers when your beef be too soft. Not everyone is as tender as they are, so you should ground your beef or sit there stewing in anger. Instead, trim the fat and chuck the BS and sear towards future contests.

If he’s going to keep getting into half-hearted beefs with opponents

One thing that Pryor doesn’t suck at: causing opposing cornerbacks to screw-up their subject-verb agreement.

I feel like your inconveniences are less important than the real issues here, yet somehow you wrote an entire article about how much it sucks to be cold.

Dying on the cross of Mike Brown is a terrible argument to make in regards to justice not being done. The narrative didn’t fit anything in the forensic reports.

hillary clinton blew a 3-1 lead

He certainly is reprehensible, but I can’t see how that warrants bag things as punishment. There are a lot of things to unpack here, and a heavy weight to carry. He is bound to be cotton situations in prison that he poly can’t even imagine. Why clutch to the idea that justice can be handed out like this?

Are you referring to the uniforms or just allowing the Rams themselves on the field?

yes, one piece of trash human being shoots another in an isolated road rage incident, and the whole country is scary. over 350 million people in this country, and approx. 12,000 or so are killed every year in gun-related violence. I’d say your odds of being shot in this scary country are slim to none.