I don’t know who she is, but really, is there literally any possibility she isn’t better than Ms. Piggy? Piggy is the worst. Realtionship-wise, Kermit had nowhere to go but up.

*dead*

Whatever. Bring back Statler and Waldorf!

Read your post, then got a chill down my spine thinking about someone writing a think piece about how the muppets perpetuate and encourage violence, citing Ms. Piggy as a classic abuser.