God DAMN those are some fantastic photos...I want to wallpaper my entire house with those beauties.

Which thin-skinned, tantrum-throwing infantile idiot of a world leader did it better?

I will never not star a Canyonero reference.

DM from Trump < BM from literally anyone else

Millenials won’t save Hardly Ableson?

The theme to Rescue Me, “C’mon c’mon” by the Von Bondies will always and forever be my favorite. That song will punch the Sopranos theme in the face and screw its girlfriend.

I think you buried the lead...most important part of the driver briefing was Massa weighing in on several topics and Ricciardo throwing shade on him about the fact that he retired prior to this season.

Yasss...pride of my hometown!

Ford Pinto. Yes, technically named after a horse, but also a type of bean. Yay for splitting hairs!

Irish Gaelic

I see others already have me beat, but here’s everyone’s favorite grandpa car for three bens:

My ride to high school as a freshman was in a bone-stock Justy. It wasn’t just slow, it was glacial. Along the route, there was a mile-long steep hill with a merge from two lanes down to one at the top. That thing was a rolling chicane.

Blood testing was done on the driver, which came back clean. He surrendered his phone and it was shown he hadn’t been using it before the crash.

Not even close. Top three are Gary, IN; Detroit, MI; and Milwaukee-Waukesha, WI. Chicago is fifth, Flint, MI is seventh, and I can personally vouch for all of those. Boston is 68th.

I like a nice, attention grabbing headline. Bonus points if at first glance it’s just a random collection of things that almost look like real words.

1996 Volkswagen Cabrio, purchased by my lovely wife when she was in college because sometimes stereotypes are true. It was already godawful slow, but it developed some sort of problem with a valve body in the trans and wouldn’t shift down. Then the dash started going haywire, with the radio and the speedo crapping out…

Been all over the map, mostly because I had no fucks to give about car color when getting hand-me-downs or buying used. The list, in all its regrettable splendor:

Came here to post this. Must be hard for Jordan Cox to find a firesuit that will accomodate those massive cojónes.

FIFY

Feel free to correct me when I pronounce it wrong.