Shirtlessness works like cologne: it’s not for public consumption. It’s for your date/significant other/partner, if they like it. If you force everyone else to experience it, you are a douche.

Yes, I agree “it’s HER day” is bullshit. With that said, it’s goddamn facial hair. It grows back. 75% of marriages from the previous decade will last until one of the partners dies; so, this will probably be Bridezilla’s only wedding.

RE: Bridezilla vs. Beardy McBeardington - I have no overwhelming feelings one way or the other about facial hair. I occasionally grow some, but most of the time I’m clean shaven. I get that Beardy feels like he “needs” a beard (humblebrag alert), but I would have no qualms about shaving and then taking every single…

Um, clearly, yes. I find Hamilton insufferable, and I’m only exposed to him in tiny snippets every two weeks for about nine months. I couldn’t imagine having to be around him full-time.

Nice truck, shame about the price.

Drive it until it breaks in two somewhere. Nice Price.

At least with an AE-86, you have other sources like Hagerty to consult. Last I checked, your only other sources for this turd are Edmunds and the like, who don’t stray far from NADA.

So...people. You and a guy you know?

I want to give this car a Nice Price. An 810 ain’t shit, but the world needs more four-banger, five-speed, rear-wheel-drive sedans with awesome plaid interiors.

#RIPSCC

Ford...especially if your last name happens to be Prefect.

I turbocharge the older VW diesels with great success.

So...this is the “ Boaty McBoatface” entry for this poll? Shame it didn’t rank higher.

I love it. Though it’s not really a sports car by definition, it still hits the right nerves to activate my obsession for angular ‘80s sports cars. At $2k, how can you argue?

The ‘08 E350 has a full 4x4 setup, and doesn’t require kiddie ride height limitations to fully enjoy.

Counterpoints:

I’m not sure what’s crazier, paying nearly $70k for the pleasure of cramming myself into a sardine can on a regular basis, or the fact that apparently hundreds of people are willing to do the same.

I see someone has found my banana-mobile!

“Suspended indefinitely” is code for “I’m waiting for due process to take its course.” We’ll at least pretend they are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law.