Overpriced by $8-9k. Nice truck, but not that nice. Crack Pipe.

Love these cars, but the absolute top dollar is, like, $5,600.

I’ll take, what was Troy Smith’s true GPA, Alec.

NADA on these things is about $6,700 before adjusting downwards for the mileage. Nice car, it's cool that it's stick, but I'm not paying $2500 more for the privilege. Crack Pipe.

What is the worst commercial currently on the airwaves? I sorta have these two axes in my mind - how annoying is the commercial, and how potentially useful is the product? Current winner, by my estimation, is these god awful “Peekaboos.” Awful commercial that instantly grabs my toddler’s attention and mashes every “I…

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For sale: 1983 Celica

Just a whole lotta nope. A third of a quart of oil at every fill-up? I’d venture to say that motor ain’t gonna see the odo roll over at 300k. $5k is the absolute ceiling for a low mileage, pristine example. This car will break your heart at $2k. Crack Pipe.

Ok, it needs a new interior and a respray. I would be willing to bet - you know, hypothetical money from a person on the internet - that there isn’t much wrong mechanically. None of us are really able to clap eyes on this thing to be absolutely certain what's involved, so I guess I'm just choosing to be optimistic.

I agree it’s really hard to get a good idea of the condition of most of these NPOCP cars. You just have to rely on the overall impression, and while the photos generally show some wear and tear - especially those seats! - it just seems like a fairly solid car. Would definitely need to poke around underneath before…

This car is priced near the absolute bottom of the market for these early cars. Yes, it has problems, but consider that some fairly easy restoration will just about double the value. Yes these cars look awkward, and I’d prefer a manual, but this is still very much a Nice Price.

I want this to be a Nice Price. It’s cheap transportation, gets good mileage...but almost $3k for this garbage? Knock a grand off the asking price then we’ll talk. Crack Pipe.

Nice Price, but...why would you?

Nothing to add that hasn’t already been said. Somebody snap this thing up before some terrible human being turns it into a hipster faux rat rod.

My love of angular ‘80s sports cars is well documented, and $4k kinda seems like a lot of cash for the Honda equivalent of a plain brown wrapper. What the hell...Nice Price!

I don’t want to like this car. The flames, the chrome, the overall PT Cruiser-ness of it all...but goddamn if this doesn’t have me intrigued. I imagine one could probably catch a few faster cars by surprise. $6k is a lot of money for a retro’d out Neon, but it would be totally worth it to wipe the smug look off some…

NADA says top dollar is about $4,700. Very rare to see one of these that hasn't been screwed up, but a $2k premium seems a little steep. Crack Pipe.

The spoiler on the trunklid is an elaborate form of trolling, right? I agree with those who note this motor is the sad, sorry 1.6 non-turbo direct injection clatter factory. NP with just about any other motor; CP with this boat anchor.

This Craigslist ad...I gotta say, it's pretty great. And I know great. We need this kind of ad here on Jalopnik, it's gonna be YUUUUUUGE.

Ok, so we’ve got a 20 year-old Alfa and all the passion, excitement, and regular monthly payments to a mechanic it entails. Surely $18.5k is ridiculously, humorously, crack-smokingly overpriced, right?