I’m definitely with the plumber on this one. Even if the truck didn’t end up in the hands of Islamic militants, having a vehicle out there somewhere with your logo on it (especially when the dealership instructed him not to remove the sticker) is a bad, bad deal. For example: new owner drives drunk, kills someone, and…

You win the internet today, friend.

Greggggggggg?

I hear Harbaugh’s a really big fan of Butt.

Eh...a lot less exciting than you would think. Just lots of gossip rag fodder about Tiger Woods.

Always gotta wonder when sellers won’t post the ad in their local CL. I’ve lived in Columbus, OH, and Canton is nowhere near there.

Definitely the way to go. My old man was much the same, regaling me with stories about the myriad ways his ‘60s British cars would fail, and bonding via mutual disdain of Schumacher during his F1 heyday.

Conflicted about this answer. On the one hand, I had a ton of Matchbox/Hot Wheels/whatever growing up. However, I feel like they didn't really teach me anything about being a gearhead. They're shiny and fun to look at, but there seems to be a lot of potential for Hot Wheels Kid to grow up into Pretty Sure That's A…

LEGOs. Start ‘em off with the big, doofy Duplo blocks, and up the ante as time goes on. Regular tiny-ass LEGOs, LEGO City, LEGO Creator, LEGO Technic. Almost makes you wonder if they did that on purpose...

Zombie bullshit aside, would definitely hoon the ever-loving crap out of this thing in these terrible Michigan winters. Nice Price!

Dear Other Sellers, this is how you list a rare, niche car. As in, make sure the thing is freakin’ spotless, even if it’s nothing special. That is all.

I get that the writers/directors/studio wanted more dialogue, but to me, the single biggest flaw with Days of Thunder is that anyone would announce things like “I’m gonna put him in the wall” over the radio.

Too cheap to give a single fuck.

Um...is this for the Deutsche version of the Jobbie Nooner?

“But does it’ll the 124 sound as good as the 500? We (kinda sorta) found out.”

Mmmmkay, but the point is: no one should spend that much on a friggin’ Ford Pinto. Yes, there is a butt for every seat, but some of those butts are nuttier than squirrel poop.

NADA says top dollar for this POS is $1,955. That’s certifiably insane, and the asking price for this car is almost twice that amount.

I’m considering quitting Facebook. I have family overseas and out of state, so it’s handy, but rapidly becoming more trouble than it’s worth. Last night two of my wife’s cousins got into a full-on flame war about whether updating your profile picture to look like the French flag was apathetic and narcissistic or a…

Good in theory; very, very poor in execution. I want to say NP, and while this thing takes maximum Jalop points, I just can’t get past the feeling that the seller half-assed everything about this project.