Now what will I physically relieve myself to?

I get your joke, but as a person on the spectrum that has to deal with middle management daily in just being me, consistently labeled as “superior at my job but disconnected from other people’s experiences”

Wonder if they’re even gonna show Chewie blowing up on a ship before making a joke about how he’s totally okay because obviously this shit is for children and war is jolly fun where nobody important dies.

I think you spelt “At the end of the story arc” wrong.

Yes, like I said, it’s a bad movie.

mostly because it’s meant to be the capstone to the Skywalker story and it whimpers across the finish line, which is sad. 

It’s just a bad movie. You’ll survive. We’ll all survive. Just like we’ll survive if one of the Star Wars show ain’t great. There will be more Star Wars, and some of it will be very good, so why focus on the bad stuff?

The best joke in the Lego Star Wars Holiday Special was when Palpatine mentions the possibility of falling down the Death Star’s reactor shaft, then looks at the camera and says “there’s no coming back from that!”

Unfortunately, that nightmare lives rent-free in my head.

I mean I’m kinda inclined to say we should turn big box stores into smoking craters (Walmart first, natch) but sure, I guess solar farms would be a big step in the right direction.

But, they’re gonna be dead. They can’t come back. Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, and everyone else is gonna die. This is, like, for reals. How can you be so cynical?

Death: “Hmm... back again, I see, Mr. Kent... How long will you be staying this time?”

See, that’s probably optimistic. Ballpark, 6-12 months for whatever becomes the “Life After The JLA” story, plus another 6 to build up to the “Are they really alive?” reveal, then another 8-12 for the “JLA REBORN” arc. 

“I think one reason [the death of Superman] was so powerful was that after the ‘Funeral for a Friend’ story, there were no Superman comics for three months

Well, not to dismiss your observations in any way, but so far I seem to be having some sincere, civil discourse with them.

What if someone has been loudly criticizing him as an overrated hack all along, before these allegations became public, when he was inexplicably revered as a screenwriting god despite being so far up his own ass that his words were his farts?

I found Willy’s Wonderland basically unwatchable.

Oh, no no. I just wanted a roll in the hay. Ever tried it? It’s fun!

Can you imagine just showing up to make friends and have a good time, then getting the hole in your head plugged up and being tossed out into the cold because you accidentally zapped someone?