Ahem, freedom chips, and freedom tubes with freedom sauce.

“Pepperoni Pizza all of the 4 food groups, so it’s a true superfood”

Probably just should have used the japanese translation and referred to him as Shiba Inu.

These jabs are great and all, but this motherfucker was still part of the reason Trump won. The whole hand size thing...can dudes stop thinking about their dicks for like 2 seconds?

I’m so conflicted. On one hand, I’m loving Comey’s takedowns. On the other, I’m tired of his sanctimonious vibe and essentially tipping the election because he assumed Hillary was going to win.

It is possible that one of the side-effects of a giant lizard apocalypse might be that abortion is no longer easily obtainable?