This why women should remain in the kitchen.

#WhiteLivesCantJump

Happy for you, Coach Smith. Congrats from a once-upon-a-time 10 year old tomboy who dreamed of becoming the NFL’s first female kicker. You will inspire so many little girls.

Trash journalism from people who like to continually accuse others of trading in trash journalism.

Hey guys, good job. You did exhaustive research trying to prove this guy to be a liar, but came up short. Alas, you ran with the pointless story anyway.

Pictured: “AFC North team psychologist.”