Harbaugh is such a fucking prat.

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A friend of mine is a sports writer. Another friend is 6-foot-5 and cannot dunk. Friend No. 1 saw Dominique Wilkins at a game somewhere and caught up with him afterward, asking to interview him for a web feature, just one question. OK, says the Human Highlight Reel, shoot. Friend No. 1 stops, frames up ‘Nique in the…

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Don’t go dragging us frogs into this!

It’s his throat sack, fully inflated.

Mr. Trump, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may…

I honestly, literally, could not tell whether this speech was real. I’m assuming based on all the comments it is, but as I was reading I kept waiting for the tell one way or the other, and it never came.

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.