even in excellent condition this thing is worth $1,500-$2,500

Price seems fair for a time capsule like this.

You can disagree with the price all you want, but you will never find a cleaner example of this car. Especially not in the 4 figures range.

“excellent condition this thing is worth $1,500-$2,500"

even in excellent condition this thing is worth $1,500-$2,500

KBB, where do they get that sort of info? there’s no way. 

Once you got past that Horrid body the Aztec had practicality; this steel doorstop not so much

Also, if Tesla will buy it back at even money minus deprecation for usage, that’s a fair tradeoff.

If the goal here is to get the vehicles into the hands of people who want it, and will use it, I commend them for putting these protections in place.

“Tesla may also refuse to sell you any future vehicles.”

I know a secret way to avoid this exact lawsuit. For three easy payments of $49.95 I can share it with you.

It’s both trying too hard and not enough. SUPER SHINY SEATS? Check. Couldn’t be bothered to vacuum the interior, or at least throw out the garbage behind the passenger seat? Nope! I feel like cocaine might have been involved at some point.

Wow. You really do shit us not. That’s oddly similar.

GIS Swedish jail cell and you get this interior. I shit thee not.

Jesus, that interior is bleak. Like an Ikea catalog covered a small apartment in a floor to ceiling coat of vomit. Or a Swedish jail. 

Who would have thought making a Mercedes that looks nothing like a Mercedes and charging Mercedes prices wouldn’t go well. We have to move away from EVs being designed like weird EVs.

They gotta fill all those pre-orders, over a million people are lining up at the door to buy one. In reality only like 1% of them actually want it, another 20% was planning on buying and flipping and the rest of the reservations were weirdos trying to flex with their $100 deposit.

Elon has been hitting the pipe hard

If only they had just made the truck a bit more conventional and easier to design and build, there would be a Tesla truck on the road today and it likely would have class-leading range and charging capabilities like its other vehicles.  Instead, they decided to create a never-ending list of engineering challenges for…

“a production goal of 250,000 per year by 2025.”

Yep. lotta phones don’t sport memory cards anymore though but I can upload my MP3's to my card via linux.

100% agree about satellite radio. I don’t want to listen to a disc jockey tell their stories, Beatle tunes on every channel PLUS the Beatles only channel, or multiple stations playing the same song at the same time. One of the internet streaming services, or my stored songs work much better when you only want to hear…