As self-owns go, that one is almost zen-like in its perfection. 

Since NASCAR banned Confederate flags, how will they signal the last lap?

I’ll bet this guy used to combine Lego, Tinker Toys, Erector Sets, and Lincoln Logs as a kid. His structures just fell apart back then and this one will not last either.

Guess it’s time to stop buying Tyson products if they’re not going to put employee health and safety above profits.

The market has a long way to fall once the corporate earnings curtain has been opened in July-August. Right now we’re mostly speculating on a v-shaped recovery. Retail investors are plowing into the market in record numbers, which is usually a bad sign.

I figured this was a recipe for pigeon.

It’s probably engineered to taste amazing. Like their old fried apple pies.

So, no photo of the guy with his pizza boxes and no link to your source? That’s some top-notch ‘reporting’!

Ok, I hope Miss Johnniqua has a firm and responsible person helping her with these donations. The first order of business needs to be seeing her child but 1A should be getting her addiction situation managed. We’ve seen winfalls of cash get wasted before.

Death Cult Capitalism©®™

My pizza box collection was almost 10, but my room mates got pissed and threw em out

The stock market is not the economy.

Let me speak candidly here, David: No, you don’t need this.

Is there secret method to poaching chicken? Every time I poach a chicken it comes out dry. Whereas, I know how to roast a chicken...

When companies refer to employees as “team members” you can be sure that they are screwing them over. 

I always add Dijon and Everything but the Bagel seasoning. Rotisserie chicken from Costco. So good. 

Chuck E Cheese’s was, is, and will always be an inferior mutant sibling of Showbiz Pizza.

New, unused boxes?

Exactly nothing 10 grand won't fix.

A clean wagon with a V8 and so-bad-it’s-awesome-wood-grain trim? Nice. A chassis that can accept a boat load of fox body parts? Right on.