If he existed, I would. But I’ve never been able to find him in any form despite there being a specious instruction book or two.

Legit non-trolling question: Why sad?

I’ve tried the Beyond and Impossible products out of curiosity and also found them quite lacking. I wasn’t fooled into thinking it’s a burger. But as a meaty crumble type of thing in a recipe like chili or meat sauce for spaghetti, they’d be fine. Real beef or bison would definitely be healthier. (And yeah, I know…

Even the best of these products was mediocre compared to the “real” version. They were OK to eat, I guess, but in the uncanny valley of food and not quite there.

Check out Authy. I replaced Google Authenticator with Authy a while back and it’s so much easier to transfer. Bonus that it’s usable on multiple devices, including desktop OSes.

And this is what you get when you’ve got children assembling complicated things like cars and transmissions, etc. They should have hired adults and let the kids stay where they do the most benefit: textile and clothing factories.

Atheist here: also don’t care.

This movie is an underappreciated classic and deserves all the accolades. 

I’m going to guess the type of groceries you typically buy affect this. We eat pretty cleanly and avoid hyper-processed and pre-packaged foods. I’ve noticed the bill has jumped a good bit, but our groceries were never cheap.

I’m a 7-Eleven fan, but find the quality varies WILDLY from location to location. Newer stores, or at least stores that have the large thermal brewing containers with the spigots, tend to have much better coffee. Fresher for sure.

I moved from Denver CO to a suburb of San Antonio TX three months ago. All of the Walgreens in Denver metro that I visited in the last year or so had a single employee on duty when I was there. One person to do everything in the store, and this was during “normal” daytime hours.

I just moved from CO and was primarily a Sprouts customer. I had no idea it was #1 in Colorado, but it makes sense. The other stores just kind of sucked. Safeway and (stoopidly-named) King Soopers were not worth my efforts.

And they had to scrap ideas for the liver-chianti spread and commemorative skull bowl filled with fava beans.

And well within the $15k budget she has set for monthly payments. :) 

Let’s look at affordability.

I used to wait all year for Thanksgiving and grandma would make her Cream of Propylene Glycol Alginate soup. Even better cold the next day for breakfast with the turkey, dressing, and cranberry sauce sandwich.

I can also confirm that a good red in a coffee mug looks pretty much like black coffee on a Zoom call.

The price. And some custom bits. Certainly not the extra reliability that will not exist. 

Stares at the 1% in 12 year-old Ford. 

I’ve never quite understood that phrase, either. I do well (although not anywhere near well enough to afford $345k for this bronzed turd ... I paid just north of this for my house) and no matter what I’m buying, I ask. Even if it’s a few bucks. I ask.