Well water can kill you in many ways. You can drown in it, you can have too much and die, etc. :D

I eat extra sausage on Feb 2. You know, “Ground hog”. I don’t participate in any weather-related goofiness. 

I actually enjoy raw Brussels Sprouts (cooked is better, though). So I’d be more pissed about making waste of the wrapper and stick. But agreed in general this is very low stakes.

Many many moons ago, my mother was dating a man whose family invited us all over for a nice meal. His mother cooked all sorts of things and for the most part they were tasty and appropriately cooked. Let’s call her “Mrs. S”.

For the fancier places whose food rises above “vittles”: “Hello distinguished diner(s)!”

The only possible offense is if you say “diner” to someone who identifies as multiple people and they wanted to hear “diners”.

I’m straight and like mayo, but unless it’s meant derogatorily, anyone can call me whatever they want. 

I’m kind of pretty and have big tits.

But my full, luxurious beard confuses people.

I understand being misgendered triggers some people, and if we can avoid that through some civility, I’m all for it. But it wouldn’t bother me either way if it did happen to me. 

I find both cars (the Alfa and the Lexus) quite ugly for a variety of reasons. I’d rather have the Lexus all day long compared to the Alfa. Mainly because with the Alfa you will be walking a lot, or at least waiting for the tow truck.

Low pressure for better traction. For cornering and grounding to the ground.

I’d keep it away from boulevard medians and curbs just the same.

I’m 52 and an “old” but I’m still wrapping my head around the concept of using the advice given by “influencers” for anything but the most temporary things.

I find it to be fun, tacky garbage. It’s glorious.

I can only imagine with as much empathy as I can muster. 

It’s nice enough and decent enough. But not terribly exciting or anything that makes me do a little dance in my chair.

I suspect you’re referring to shape, but just in case, if your turds are shiny and black with no top, seek medical attention immediately.

I have a friend who is just awful about her veganism. She is an “ethical” vegan and peppers the conversations with little passive-aggressive slights all the time. Gave my wife shit about leather seats in our used car (I told her to shut the hell up or walk) and blamed my diet for a minor heart procedure I needed last…

I once dated a woman who never ONCE offered to pay. We both made about the same amount of money, and it was getting a little old. I even left her at the table for 10 minutes after the check got there (I was using the rest room but took my time). Check was still there. No “surprise treat”. Not once in a few months.

I don’t want anyone just taking a bite of food off my plate. Ever. Unless they ask. Then heck yeah, let’s trade tastes (or just take one if what they have isn’t interesting to me).

Ih the grand scheme of things, a few typos are not important. However, it shows a lack of care and thought on the writer’s part, and incompetence if an editor looked at it. Given how it was written, I suspect it was posted as a first draft. In a word, it’s sloppy. And worse, the sloppiness is a rather critical bit of…

Mason or Manson? The article sure doesn’t seem to know.