My aunt and uncle (rather wealthy and around 80) are wine experts, but not snobs. They’ll drink the cheap stuff if it’s decent quality. And they’ll drink the expensive stuff if in the mood. They also know what to order and what to avoid. I’ve never been disappointed with their choices, no matter the price point.

Everything is free if you can outrun the security guard.

Perfectly normal. I once accidentally ate three-quarters of a Ford Escort during a particularly un-mindful driving snack. Only noticed what was going on when the engine burned my tongue.

Same here. Produce gets washed (or at least rinsed) and sticker removed before eating in this house.

I disagree they need an even higher level of luxury with a different brand. There’s a certain cachet already that doesn’t need elevation.

This is why “roughing it” for me is staying below concierge level at a nice hotel.

He’s clearly just half the man his father was.

I’d have trouble with a lot of these design choices and material selections in a $60k Genesis (or Kia or Hyundai).

If Land Rover had 50-ton hydraulic crushers at the end of their assembly lines, and used them on 90% of what comes off that line, their overall quality ratings would go up dramatically, even if they delivered the results of being crushed.

First, you were named for this job since birth. That’s awesome.

Telly Savalas gets it.

Side view isn’t awful and is a well-refined version of Lexus’s really horrid design language. Still too many creases, lines, and other overdone stuff, but not bad.

I agree. That Upple MockBook Pru was a huge mistake. Although my Lanoova ThonkPed isn’t too bad.

Whatever the adult drink of choice is in his area, I suspect. 

Running or not, they look like surprised cuttlefish. 

This here is some next level philosophy. Brilliant!

Well I’m good until I’m 137 then. 

If that’s really happening, you’ll only have to imagine it for a few seconds.

Exactly. And my 12-year-old Ford Flex has roughly the same power profile. While a nice number, they seem quite late to the game.

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