Exactly. And my 12-year-old Ford Flex has roughly the same power profile. While a nice number, they seem quite late to the game.

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Definitely mold. I’d rather find an eyeball. The only ting worse than that is eating a bunch and finding half an eyeball.

All I can find is blurred out photos, but this is clearly a dick move.

They blur it and we get the shaft. 

Texas folks are pretty annoying on the road, but lately people from Washington state are worse than any of the others, TX and CA being tied for a close second.

Aww jeez. I really hope Florida Man isn’t invading Colorado. This place is weird enough and getting worse. 

I used to weigh a lot more than I do now (like 80 pounds, give or take). I didn’t diet to get that; I changed my food plan. Yeah, it’s semantics, but “dieting” has that stigma of deprivation (can’t have this!) where a food plan is inclusive (look at all the things you can have!). Just not everything.

Eating outside is completely overrated. I refuse to do it, even on nice calm days. SOMETHING always goes wrong to make it less than ideal. And this applies to restaurants, picnics, or pretty much any place that is outside. 

We just got a 2020 Kia Soul for my wife, and the nannies work pretty well for the most part. For whatever reason, if there’s a solid white line on the left, her car gets all sorts of annoyed and beeps about it. An example would be a turn lane coming up on the left. BEEP BEEP BEEP!

100% this. Satellite radio sounds like crap. I haven’t found a station I like.

10/10 would rather get killed by the Pao than those other vehicles. Sure, they’re big and tough, but generally not that interesting. ALL Paos are interesting. 

UPS took this design ethos and ran with it. 

My DD is an EcoBoost Flex. Had it nearly ten of its twelve years of existence (early 2010, so one of the first EB Flexes).

And “20%” will be somewhere in the answer as well. 

So add moar lactose caramel?! Yes, please. 

I’m done making fun of it. At a certain point, it’s futile.

And if you qualify for 0% at 84 months, you qualify at shorter terms, too. So while it’s free money, if the depreciation curve bugs you, and you can afford more payment, get the shorter term loan.

I buy my cocaine by the gram, but my chicken by the pound. Although there was a rough conversion in one discussion, having those grams converted to pounds or ounces would have been nice and saved me (and thousands, if not millions, of readers) a trip to the calculator.

I agree on everything except the two spaces thing. I’ll still quietly get off your lawn, but I’m stealing all those extra spaces on my way out.