My personal favorite Coach Kism was when he ripped on the Atlantic 10 for not going through the "meat grinder" of the ACC when the A10 got 6 teams or whatever into the tournament, and then his team lost to a 14 seed in the first round. That's sweet, sweet karmic justice for that loud mouth rat.

Being considered the most upstanding NCAA basketball program is like being considered the kindest Grand Wizard of the KKK.

His post game tantrum after losing to Connecticut in the 2004 final four is an all-timer. He was shouting "you screwed us" to the refs as he walked off

Stick to the incessant Doooooooooook water-carrying and get the fuck out of this comment section.

3:16 on 3/16

"And then a garbage truck woke me up at six in the morning; its mechanical claw had mishandled a huge bin of trash and dumped it all over the street. And I asked of the Almighty: 'Really? A Raider?'"

With that type of unexpected shit, it's no wonder why he's a McDonald's All-American.

And between 1941-1945, every basketball player shot like Javaris Crittenton.

Your anger at this post makes me happier than I can express in words.

1. Saint Louis Demographic, African American By Census Tract. The population was about 49.2% African American, 43.9% White (42.2% Non-Hispanic White), 2.9% Asian, 0.3% Native American/Alaska Native, and 2.4% reporting two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 3.5% of the population.

Generally in Texas, those three years are referred to as "fourth grade".

In Massachusetts, we spend a long time on our history too. But that's because we basically invented America. *flips hair*

I mean, white people are pretty terrible

Sounds like someone is going to get a five minute major high sticking tonight...

This post has been updated to put in the longer Gronk dancing video from FS1.

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.

I'd suggest we burn him, but it seems like he's already constantly on fire.

"I'm not some kind of beer-rocket scientist."

Shame on you for embedding an auto-play video in your comment. That is despicable.