You are not alone, Mr. Agent. Female interest in UConn football has spiked since Diaco was hired...

No discussion of baseball fights is complete without this classic:

No discussion of baseball fights is complete without this classic:

From Dan Wetzel (http://sports.yahoo.com/news/roger-goo…)

There’s no way “Dowell Loggains” is real. That’s not a name. That’s not a human person.

What a beautiful sentiment. I love the idea that an offhand kind word could take on such monumental importance.

You seem fun

I think you are probably right. The shop couldn’t honestly figure out what had happened but they didn’t feel they could just give me a bricked car after I brought it in for some rather routine maintenance.

Damaging your car while they have it: I’ve got a pretty crazy story for this one. So at the time I had a pretty beat up ‘98 Ford Escort. Was having it serviced for a few different things, including a thorough engine cleaning, and I was waiting to pick it up while the mechanic took it for a quick test drive around the…

Absolutely. You’re either taken for a ride or hung out as bait. It’s a cynical waste either way.

Yea but Seattle is the LA of the NFL - it benefits the NBA to have them without a team. Having Seattle open gives leverage to teams looking to strongarm their cities into providing stadium funding. No city would give in to the threat of “Yea, well we’ll move to Toledo!”

Not quite ear-level, but still a ridiculous home run. Gattis is a cartoon.

I had a feeling Left of the Dial would be your pick - I heartily agree. It’s downright scary how quickly 12 of those bastards get hoovered up in my apartment.

Every year someone sneaks into the Super Bowl just by pretending they belong there. I love the audacity!

I am having VERY strong Freelancer flashbacks from this. I *cannot* wait for this.

Like, 1000%. As he was tossing the ball to himself you can almost see the wheels turning:

The Royal Ascot is the most British name for anything ever

That’s Pedro-esque movement

Definitely a good show - I honestly think that every episode was better than the one before it. That’s hard to do! Try it on again, you might be surprised.

“enchanted beer bong Rob Gronkowski”.... genius! how many of these do you have already written up, ready to plunk into any Gronk-related story?