“Wrongler.”

Mainly because the Jeep YJ had the square headlights, it’s decried as the “Wrongler”. The iconic Jeep face has, apparently, round headlights and the seven-slot grille.

So, just so we’re clear, the Elise didn’t let you down. Your height and shoe size let you down. =)

Sounds like being in a relationship with a really hot girl that wants to wait till marriage.

Thanks to the historical documentary “Smokey & the Bandit” I grew up believing the greatest performance car possible was the Pontiac Trans-Am.

Huh, didn’t know they offered the SS trim on the 81 Vette.

“I wrecked my truck, and lost my dog” < old Country

They're German. Pronounced Ah-feh-RAHG-eh.

Yeah, but what about the average hatchback?

It’s like Gulfstream benchmarking Southwest Airlines to show that you’ve already had a cocktail, a BJ, and are half way to Barbados before the poors have even opened their peanuts.

Whatever you call it, it’s terrible. Objectively.

No such thing as proper country music.

Fan of bro-country and not ashamed.

What’s your name, where do you live, and what kind of Citroen do you drive?

Buick that it no longer needs a compact sedan as a gateway into the brand

I don't want to see one of these for a Jeep Comanche Eliminator.

MP4-12C

The haiku I’d imagine seeing on the back of such a truck.

I think they can see the Czech Republic from there, so at least there’s that.