Whoa there buddy, if you have to be a grandpa to own a TR6 does that mean I am a great-granfather with my TR250?

Woke?

SEMA Car.

Oh sure, I bet you think all CEOs look alike.

Keep the car you have. So many people rush out to get boring ass crossovers and other huge cars they don’t need as soon as they find out a kid is on the way. The GTI will handle 99% of all the kid hauling duties (including the stroller). I’ve managed with my one kid and a Focus just fine and my non-car guy buddy with…

Bruh.

You should try reading some time

Cue Eurobeat*

Or... OR... well, OK, I don’t see a 3rd row... but it is for sale

“Nanigans of the She- variety.” I have nothing to add; that phrase was just worth repeating.

I do miss my NA ‘05 Impreza (even if it said saab on the outside). Cheap, reliable, almost boring yes, but put good snow tires on it and would absolutely romp in the snow. I realized one day I actually drove FASTER to work in the snow than in the summer. Irresponsible? Probably... but it never let me down. It honestly…

It’s been, what, two and a half weeks? And not a day has gone by where someone involved with this administration does or says something that doesn’t cause my jaw to just drop. I can’t think of a better admission that this raid was actually a failure than to try to shut down debate about its effectiveness by invoking…

Alloy wheels? Chrome trim? Safety features? Opulence.

How about fuck you you fucking fuck? Worse than that?

This reminds me of the time that someone confused my 98 Corolla LE for a 98 Corolla SE. LE stands for Luxury Edition, while SE stands for Sucky Edition or some such nonsense, and the differences are night and day. I mean, isn’t it fucking obvious that the color of my side mirrors matches the color of the car, and…

Why does someone sleep with their sister or take up the banjo? Same reason

There are plenty of people who have proven you don’t need to roll coal to keep EGTs in check while making more power to boot. Maybe they can’t fit a proper intercooler in that thing, but yeah - black smoke is wasted power. Period.

But do normal people confuse pelicans with seagulls? or do they confuse it with insurance fraud?

I can’t explain why people like it. They claim that coal-rolling makes more torque/power, but the visible smoke is unburned fuel. Rolling coal = running rich. I love big, powerful engines, but let’s be responsible about how we consume it.

YEAH! Fuck the environment! Who needs that shit anyways? Hey, have you noticed it’s hotter than a hooker’s coochie this year? What’s that about?