Every headline should be Trump supporters: stupid as fuck.

I know i’m supposed to feel bad for Ivanka, but I can’t. Fuck her. Fuck her husband. They are going to make billions off the american taxpayer and have no shame or remorse or anything resembling human emotions. I might feel the slightest bit of pity for the kids, except then I remember they’re all fucking rich and…

Same. That was the first one I scrolled through looking for. Any fantasy playlist without it is suspect.

Any playlist is subjective... but I would have included Basil Poledouris’ incredible score to Conan the Barbarian.

Greek life bullshit needs to die.

I don’t see the problem. they clearly had some brunettes in there. #soroversity!

It looks like one big tampon commercial.

Stop, please...I can only get so erect.

Imma bring this out again.

I stopped reading your post after the first sentence, so I suppose I don't have an attention span longer than a fruit fly.

I don’t think he’s doing a qualitative summation of the man’s life, but rather looking at the things that allowed him to be so productive, practices that we can put to use not to start a religion, but to pay our mortgage or keep after a goal.

Your company isn't your friend.

Yess a million times this.. I hate when people act like they ARE the company they work for. It's like chill the fuck out, you're just their servant slave.

Tuna and Rice.

More online technology does not mean an easier life. This is proven. More online technology just means more 'things' to manage.

(7) That's Eli Manning, who could have provided more field level pictures of the fight, but he spent the entire time trying to get a selfie with the Candlestick scoreboard