"…whose yard nickname, reportedly, is “Bobble Head,” presumably because of the size of his skull, and also because “Ol’ Crimey Of The Century” doesn’t scan as well."

I vaguely heard that from the bathroom

Which is destroyed entirely by "the guitar-fueled finale that features the Heartbreakers as fans had come to know them." It's like they'd worked themselves into creative corner and bludgeoned their way out in the only way they knew how. Should've listened to Paint It Black a few more times.

Iconic = suckiest

Grab a bag of curds on your way out

More annoying than Shiny Happy People? Man on the Moon. There — I said it. Somebody had to.