So basically your theory is that you’re smart and everyone else is dumb.

Ugh, I hate that 16x9 cropping crap. Seinfeld and Buffy are two shows I’ve seen horrendously zoomed/cropped on TV. As soon as we got rid of pan and scan with everything going over to 16x9, we got that in its place!

“Plenty of room in here, everyone!”

Disney Minus. The joke was right there. 

I couldn’t find it because it was onion

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Press F to Deadspin Forever.

I’m glad Perkins highlighted Brent’s “I accomplished something!” moment, but I think it was important, on both a character and thematic level. I won’t be surprised if we find out that Brent’s book was, literally, the only thing he ever accomplished - that he skated through life on his dad’s name and knew it, even if…

I’m sorry: Jason was MVP again:

So Boston Fan is now judging other fan bases as inferior and flawed.  That’s some rich fuckin chowdah right there.  Constructive thought:  if you are going to be a douche and plan to show that to everyone, maybe do it with fewer words.  

Exactly.  As someone who lives here and has actually been to games, this dude is way off base. 

I cannot now support the Astros and I will not support the Washington Nationals because I loathe the fandom of everyone who will be sitting in the high-priced seats in their stadium over—please, God—the next three games of the Series. Look, I’m from Boston.

Pounding sand is also an option.

A Red Sox fan criticizing another team’s fanbase would be like if Arby’s started doing restaurant reviews.

Wow.

So I am speaking from long experience when I say that the Washington bandwagon is very likely to be the most insufferable one ever to come rolling down the pike.

On behalf of all the Nationals fans and the residents of the District of Columbia, I invite you to kick rocks, you bitter, angry hack. 

Have no Nats & Astros takes, but just putting it out there that Red Sox fans are the absolute worst, that is all :)

Uh, that’s how smoking works, dude. You finish one and whoah, where did this other one come from?

probably because it never fucking happened 1312