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“We made clear that we were being asked to reduce the players’ heights, by the Chinese government, by the parties we dealt with, government and business,” Silver said. “We said...we said we’d think about it.”

Scorpions are just part of living in Arizona, the wood pile in the back yard probably didn’t help but they’re native to Arizona and they’re everywhere in the Phoenix area.

Please don’t touch me.

Yes...be very careful of what you say about “black people, minorities, women etc.” in our country.

Yeah, it’s way more cool to live in a world where emotionally stunted men constantly inform everyone as loudly as possible who they do and don’t have boners for. Thanks for letting us know, Harvey Weinfuck.

Glasnow picked the worst possible time to adopt glasnost.

Come on, man. These are the thoughts adults keep to themselves. It’s a gross and weird thing to inform the whole world of.

Sorry, dude.

I get it now.

Shit went right over my head cause I’m an asshole.

You’re right. Fuck me forever and ever.

I’ve been a baseball fan for most of my life, and became a Nats fan shortly after the team and I both moved to DC. I love baseball, and this team, more than is really reasonable for a mostly well adjusted adult. Baseball has been the thing I’ve turned to when I needed a boost, and the Nats have been there for me when…

You upset that the Orioles pay their players with Nationals money and the O’s are still one of the worst teams in the history of baseball? Weird take I guess, but not much else to do in Baltimore these days.

Giant fans are the goddamn worst.

Can’t believe I blew that one. It’s fixed, now.

Yeah, the accent mark is pretty critical in that particular instance!

I do kind of empathize with Jamil here. Like her I’m working my way backwards through history and my “Willy Brandt’s handling of the Guillame scandal cemented his place as Germany’s worst ever Chancellor” tweet isn’t holding up as well as I’d hoped. 

Yeah, I came here to say exactly this. It whitewashes Scorsese’s comments to say that he just doesn’t like Marvel movies. He explicitly argued that they weren’t even movies (and the effort to establish any sort of real line between “movies” and “cinema” is nothing more than an exercise in intellectual preciousness…

One of the things that’s super troubling about this is Maven basically saying, “the entrepreneurs get to post on Maven digital platforms” which is really fancy for “you’ll get exposure.” But, the whole myth of “exposure” is you do it long enough to catch the eye of a top level company in your industry LIKE Sports…

The swimsuit issue is now just ascii boobs, between pages of motor oil ads. 

China, stick to sports.