Well, we already know he’s drinking piss.

In Peyton’s defense, Papa John probably tastes better than his pizza.

Oh, come on. The kid will probably get laid after this. Then the downhill slide starts.

How do we know it wasn’t the Skechers Shape-Ups?

You can’t be home and awake 24/7 to guard your shit with a loaded shotgun. That’s why people buy safes - not that it does them much good by the looks of it. :P

Right. Just wait here while I open the 10x8ft door in my house to let the forklift in.

Yuuuuuuup. Came here just to say “You know Dark Knight crushed it on this, right?”

Considering it was part of a prostitution string and not just a random arrest, there could totally be a human trafficking angle to this.

But you cannot deny that Inception had a top ending...

We loved him here in Buffalo. For your viewing pleasure...

Currently my only disappointment is the camera didn’t go to Bettman both times John Scott scored.

“Let’s bring Barry in to mentor the guys. What’s the worst that could happen?”

Johnson technically is not allowed to retire. He is locked into a two year contract on my fantasy football team and you better believe I will take him to court if he refuses to play.

The guy next to him? THE GUY NEXT TO HIM?!? How dare you insult the great John Scott!

Um Golden State won

I wonder if he’s aware of the fact that there’s this powder they keep on the sidelines that helps you grip the ball when your hands get sweaty.

If the internet contains a more distressing photograph than that one, I will just have to take your word for it.

Plenty of other people have been arrested while due process takes its course.

Did you see that guy’s abs? I want some of that putty.