“Herbstreit would be in a less charitable mood if his ESPN salary were to suddenly be replaced by free room and board and a bit of spending money.”

This reversal brought to you by the 2016 Honda Accord. With a rear-view backup camera and impressive all wheel drive you’ll be able to backtrack on having a player traded and buried in the AHL in safety and comfort.

Disappointingly, John Scott All Star jerseys still aren’t available on the NHL’s site.

Outstanding. But let’s not give credit to the NHL for doing the right thing when it’s entirely their fault that the wrong thing happened.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

Or he’s trolling Jason Pierre-Paul.

Those are baseballs, idiot. And he still gets to eat them all by himself.

What is this? A school for ants?

12. Horrific motorboating accident.

You may be right. But you are definitely wearing crimson.

I made a Roethlisberger rape joke about Roethlisberger raping someone because Roethlisberger rapes people.

It’s a good thing Ditka’s father used corporal punishment. Otherwise that guy might have turned into some kind of asshole.

This hit wasn’t questioned by Jim Nantz and sponge face, but they are still trying to turn that Burfict sack on Big Ben a dirty hit

The Computer Fraud and Abuse Act. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Computer_…

You’re using Gretzky as part of supporting facts? He played 18 games for the Blues.

By Frank McCourt, because of the scorn of Plaschke and Simers. Honestly DePo should put that on his resume with a gold star.

Since this is the Browns, I half expected to hear that they hired Jonah Hill.

Perfect. And it’s a Winston jersey.

That’s a good Twitter handle.

This video is like a live version of A Bad Lip Reading of the NFL.