That poor Sisyphean lady in the top left of the frame just wants to get back to her seat to enjoy her tasty snack.

One guy’s fans and followers have a belief system where they devoutly accept everything their leaders tell them now matter how far fetched. The other’s followers are far-right Christian fundamentalists.

Your detailed knowledge of dildos is impressive.

Worth noting the Dodgers recently got swept in San Francisco without scoring a run and their division lead is down to half a game. It’s not like they’re prancing away with the pennant and a really good hitter is just fluff.

No, it’s real.

How long before that gets eaten in the parking lot at a Lions game?

“It really is the World Cup of Fraud, and today we are issuing FIFA a red card.”

The Jeffersons won’t be happy to hear that.

Sure, but who gets to set the standards of what type of cheese you’re allowed to eat with tomatoes?

Is this sarcasm? Cause arguably 3 of the top 5 players in the world are Russian and playing in the NHL.

Slava Fetisov introduces new plan to encourage parents of Russian hockey players to move out of Russia before their sons turn 18.

I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

One of these days Carlos Gomez is going to learn to play the game the right way and just take his base when hit in the head with a 97-mph fastball, instead of laying on the ground for 10 minutes and making the whole thing about him.

Brian McCann is somewhere creating the GIF of this to show all of his buddies.

Man, did you see how he just laid there and showed up the pitcher? He’s asking for it next time.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Also, just in case Wes Welker is reading: It’s not just you this time, Kinja really did make that appear in double.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”