you’re going to be so disappointed.

Apply cold water to burn area

Barry talks about clutch being performing well under pressure, then goes ahead and does something crazy like forgetting to put up a Diamondbacks post.

The best waffle iron happens when you're touring around the western united states in a Shakespeare show and the Super 8 you're staying in has a waffle iron in the breakfast bar. "GUYS. THEY. HAVE. A. WAFFLE MAKER. WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST, WAFFLES FOR BREAKFAST! WE ARE LIVING LIKE GODS. ALL HAIL THIS MIGHTY AND DELICIOUS…

The best waffle iron happens when you're touring around the western united states in a Shakespeare show and the…

Obvious omission = #1

Obvious omission = #1

I think we’ll get more clarity on this soon, as it is turning into a pretty big story. Right now all the major news outlets are talking about how the Koreans execute their defense.

...is to have approximately $180?

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

Pushed the boundaries of the rules? No. They broke a rule. Deflating game balls after they’ve been inspected by the refs? That’s breaking a rule. It’s not difficult to grasp this concept.

The Patriots did in fact not win a Super Bowl entirely through cheating - instead they merely cheated on their way to winning a Super Bowl.

Thanks for clearing that up, I’m sure everyone was confused.

Too bad that link points to an item that costs 83.38 at the time of this comment.

Too bad that link points to an item that costs 83.38 at the time of this comment.

Donald Trump just sent out a bunch tweets in support of Mayweather, because of fucking course Donald Trump loves Floyd Mayweather.

Hey Floyd, this time we have pictures

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

Bill Finger gets screwed over again. (Thanks, Ty the Guy!)

AND THEIR BREAD. Holy christ I would fight a goddamn badger for that bread.

• Maple syrup (Aunt Jemima's is delicious, by the way)

Then the bill comes. And once your food coma starts to fully set in and your friends are sitting there in silence because you all have nothing else to talk about