I hope the guy who owns a boat finally catches a lucky break here.

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

One of these days Carlos Gomez is going to learn to play the game the right way and just take his base when hit in the head with a 97-mph fastball, instead of laying on the ground for 10 minutes and making the whole thing about him.

Brian McCann is somewhere creating the GIF of this to show all of his buddies.

Man, did you see how he just laid there and showed up the pitcher? He’s asking for it next time.

A GOPer is trying to keep the black man down while exercising his right to bear arms. What’s so fishy about that?

Also, just in case Wes Welker is reading: It’s not just you this time, Kinja really did make that appear in double.

Mouton also tells a similar story of when he sacked Tom Brady, and Brady told him he would, “Knock the wind out of him.”

you’re going to be so disappointed.

Apply cold water to burn area

Barry talks about clutch being performing well under pressure, then goes ahead and does something crazy like forgetting to put up a Diamondbacks post.

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Obvious omission = #1

Obvious omission = #1

I think we’ll get more clarity on this soon, as it is turning into a pretty big story. Right now all the major news outlets are talking about how the Koreans execute their defense.

Same number of games as Roethlisberger got for his second sexual assault allegation. Neat.

Pushed the boundaries of the rules? No. They broke a rule. Deflating game balls after they’ve been inspected by the refs? That’s breaking a rule. It’s not difficult to grasp this concept.

The Patriots did in fact not win a Super Bowl entirely through cheating - instead they merely cheated on their way to winning a Super Bowl.

Thanks for clearing that up, I’m sure everyone was confused.

Too bad that link points to an item that costs 83.38 at the time of this comment.

Too bad that link points to an item that costs 83.38 at the time of this comment.