Donald Trump just sent out a bunch tweets in support of Mayweather, because of fucking course Donald Trump loves Floyd Mayweather.

Hey Floyd, this time we have pictures

Reason #1 why the DH rule is great - pitchers can’t hit for shit and having an automatic out in every lineup is stupid.

AND THEIR BREAD. Holy christ I would fight a goddamn badger for that bread.

• Maple syrup (Aunt Jemima's is delicious, by the way)

Then the bill comes. And once your food coma starts to fully set in and your friends are sitting there in silence because you all have nothing else to talk about

You don’t get to pick and choose when the appeals process is a good thing, otherwise it’s never a good thing.

When they appeal, the defense should argue that Hernandez was wrongly convicted for being a Florida Gator.

I think there’s doubt, but it’s not particularly reasonable doubt. Sometimes circumstantial evidence can be pretty definitive.

It’s awesome that you say that like the appeal process is a bad thing.

You do know some of your readers are Deaf right? Not all of us can just “go over and listen” to your shitty ass podcast.

have you never watched a baseball game before?

So you think Mark McGwire was there to talk about the past?

My favorite part of this is either that the mutant lecturing Law about how Reddit is doing him a favor by stealing his work has 10 times as many upvotes as Law does or that the other mutant thinks charging money for a product is a free speech issue.

I wonder if the stenographer recorded that.

Why the hell would you ever root for duke

I would make it impossible for anyone to go back in time and change history. Our horrible choices and pathetic luck have created this grim reality that we now reap. Life is pain.

Won’t the umpires find it distracting?

We are long overdue for a 1 hour long, weekly show called "black people reacting to things." Would Netflix binge that.

It's a shame, that teammate was only three days away from retirement.