When I worked at BK, the GM was making a big deal about getting drive-thru times down, so one night during a slow period I went to my car and drove through the drive-thru about 30 times and brought our time down to like 11 seconds.

The best Beltre quirk is him appealing his own check swings to first base.

The market controls exist for the sole purpose of maximizing owner profits. Any idea of “competitive balance” is merely marketing for their actual goal: keeping as much money in their own pockets as possible.

This is correct, and an oft-forgotten rule.

Yeah, that was serious garbage commentary.

Yes, he struck out twice and was hit by a pitch

Well, people who think they’re smart.

Yeah, it’s like saying that every John Lennon album was The Beatles.

Yes, but my point is that this is not an “American” thing, this is an asshole thing.

It’s like pulling a floorboard off of the court.

On the fairway, you don’t want to leave a divot, but at least players are lifting the ball into the air from the fairway. On the green, they’re hitting the ball on the ground, and by driving your cart on the green, you’re creating a rut along the path of the ball. It…

My father was a ranger at a local golf course and that’s a easy way to get kicked out.

Because the law is written in a way that says it doesn’t matter that there was no danger, cops get to kill you if they think there’s a danger, regardless of whether or not there was any reason for them to think there’s a danger.

The reason is because the law is that a police officer is allowed to kill you if they think that they or someone else might be in danger. It doesn’t matter, according to the law, whether or not any actual danger existed, only that the jury believes that the cop believed that there was danger.

You’ve mistaken MLB with the NFL. Players often have their dads throwing to them for the Home Run Derby.

“Thisprobably means that the window for firing Mueller has closed”

As PFT says, that is not a bow tie, that is a lie.

I’m really talking about personality-wise. He is media-saavy, but still has a genuine joy, while Jeter was very careful about the emotions he presented (notably always positioning himself in front of the dugout camera to be the first on the field after a big run scores, to create the public image of team leader, even…

Aaron Judge is what Yankees fans thought Derek Jeter was, except better.

“Win”

Anyone notice he got a 200 ft headstart?