6.05 A batter is out when—

NOPE

Not the rule. That’s just what TV guys say. It’s a judgement call by the umpire.

Thank you, Ashley, for making the internet more fun. I hope you continue to make it fun in your new home.

Dyneaw Ewad

Coworker once told me “every ass-beating contains a lesson.”

Or maybe one time they fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked

By itself, yeah, it’s kind of a meh object. Paired with a Philip Hue hub and bulps, a Logitech Harmony Hub, WeMo Switches? Life-changing. I now walk into my apartment and turn the lights on with my voice. I can turn the fan in my bedroom on and off with my voice. I can turn the TV on and off with my voice. It’s…

By itself, yeah, it’s kind of a meh object. Paired with a Philip Hue hub and bulps, a Logitech Harmony Hub, WeMo…

Orb is horse. Please enter oats into my oat deposit slot. Orb is horse. Orb must win your primitive Earth horse race, so he may make love to your Earth horse women. Orb is a very sexual being. I come from the advanced future of 5024. Everyone is a geometric shape and everyone loves to party. Please find me a horse…

All five defenders rush to LeBron.

Yeah, that... somehow caused Minnesota to be unseeded.

There’s an insanely high percentage of comments from people not getting the joke.

This is a Photoshop of the Ronaldo bust

You should get a sous vide circulator, too.

You should get a sous vide circulator, too.

Baseball direction in general is bad. The tyranny of the centerfield camera is terrible. Think about it, if you had a free ticket anywhere you wanted to sit, would you be in center field with high-powered binoculars focused on home plate?

It’s only sugar free ones that do that.

It’s only sugar free ones that do that.

He was expected to be drafted in the second round before he came out, and that quickly dropped.

There is a cameraperson high above home plate that tracks fly balls. Between plays they will zoom in on second base, then zoom out, centered on second. With that angle you’ll see the whole field, but as soon as the ball is in play it’s going to focus on something else.

Can they? Sure, they can have a camera mounted high in the stands behind home plate that doesn’t move. But the reason the NFL does the all-22 camera is so that coaches can have video of a full play, which is something that’s not really useful in baseball. There would have been value for some advanced metrics is being…

Deadspin headline: 2087:

“It’s Probably Time To Stop Talking About Father Time As A LeBron Stopper: James Leads Team To Finals For 77th Consecutive Season”