I tried to kill myself.

Nope. Not with Trump. Remember, these people backed out of condemning him for sexual assault because his followers wouldn’t stand for anything less than lockstep loyalty.

100%

I don’t get why they didn’t reset the clock to 3 seconds after the touchdown.

NEPOTISM IS STRICTLY DISALLOWED (except for family members)

You must be reading different comments than I am.

They took this from a YouTube video that was posted 3 days ago, with credit.

I’ve saved the economy!

ROBOPUPPY COMMENCING TWO HOUR YIPPING SESSION

Worse? It couldn’t possibly be better

I messed up and now I get sent a carton of Mac and Cheese every time someone rings the doorbell.

They’ll repeal it, and never get around to replacing it, because their caucus is too divided to agree on that.

Democrats should make them eliminate the filibuster, then let them do everything. Make them own all of it.

No, they all think that black people can’t swim

A bunch of you women are going to DC later this month for a march, right?

If you notice his breakdown, he stuck defense spending in there.

With this methodology, you can demonstrate that spending for anything is out of control - merely by bundling it with defense spending.

It’s a bit different than Dumbledore where the character was so much bigger than the actor.

“There is a god-given right for me to use someone else’s free service to spout hate speech without consequences.”

For context, this usually sells for $150 on Amazon.

For context, this usually sells for $150 on Amazon.

It’s Debra Messing, you gays!